January 2010
“Abigail’s Wise Wisdom of the Day: Don’t mix PMS and Math Midterms....”
“Lady Gaga Sings, God Dances”
– Idea for a protest sign
Let's all play the "shut the fuck up" game
Please.
If it's not Baroque, dont fix it.
petit-prince:
(via tiredtraveler)
Disney memories.
“You guys, I know you’re really eager to get to the condom relay, but we...”
– Health (a.k.a. the joke class)
“Socrates always said that “the unexamined life is not worth living.”...”
– Monfils
I don't know why,
but I get REALLY REALLY ANGRY when people are being racist, homophobic, etc. During Civil War, I got so pissed off over how badly they treated the African Americans. I’m white. And I totally FLIP A SHIT when people are even remotely homophobic. I’m straight. I got so, so angry once when someone was dissing Islam. I’m Christian.
So… I get really pissed when people are...
“I have no life, nor anyone to drive me to the nearest one.”
– Me (a personal quote somehow beloved by Mistah Monfils). But it’s all truth…
"Ultimate Intimacy" = blue creature sexy time →
I wish that
all Disney villains had sexy voices like Keith David’s Dr. Facilier. Just a thought.
“God doesn’t give you courage, or love, or an interesting life. She gives...”
I was so bored today
that I got seriously depressed. Like, to the point beyond tears. I just felt so useless. I had to do this personal essay about ambition for English last week, and I discovered that my big underlying ambition is to change the world, to leave my mark on history. And I’m thinking: I don’t do politics, I’m not a genius, I don’t speak 50 languages. All the stuff I’m good...
“Ben, you don’t have carpal tunnel. But I’ll give you carpal...”
– Monfils (synonym for SUPERFINE)
Pimp My Garden
Simone: we're going to get you some JANKY planting boxes, bruh.
Abigail: yo, and pimp it wit these AWESOME SPEAKERS, bruh. planting soundtrack, yo
Simone: that soil isn't going to SOIL your ride!
Abigail: don't be gettin fresh, hon. we gonna save that for da veggies.
Simone: "i'm embarrassed to hang out with abigail because she doesn't have a chill garden. it just... sucks. it makes ME look bad. we've got to pimp that up!"
Abigail: "like, she actually has ta go to the farmer's market to get her swiss chard. like, wut kinda crap is dat?"
“Boys, you can actually feel your epididymis. No, don’t try now.”
I'm having a music-gasm
for my new microphone.
“I have things that I do well and things that I don’t do well… and I...”
– The Nelson
Guess
who just fucking OWNED the trapeze during circus club today. Will post pictures later.
“Life is recursive. What we do next has absolutely everything to do with what we...”
– The Nelson
“I had a lot of ambitions. But then I was a criminal. Then a professional dancer....”
– Monfils
Cheggit Out →
37 things for which you should never apologize...
yerawizardharry:
1. Never apologize for acting on your instincts. Listening to your body – then taking action on what you hear – is the hallmark of heroic people. 2. Never apologize for all the tears you’ve cried. Crying cleanses the soul. Shoot for once a month. Even if it’s just a brief mist at a tender moment in a sad movie. 3. Never apologize for anything in your portfolio. If you feel the...
